What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.